- IF YOU DIDN'T BREAK A SWEAT, DO ANOTHER SET.

- FAILURE IS FOR FAGS: DON'T BE A FAG.

- VIOLENCE IS USUALLY THE ANSWER.

- RELIGION IS LIKE SODOMY: IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL SOMEONE GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS.

- YOUR BICEPS ARE NOTHING WITHOUT YOUR TRICEPS. TOGETHER, THEY MAKE THE ARM GREAT.

- RELIGION IS A TOOL CREATED BY RETARDS AND USED BY ASSHOLES TO EXPLOIT THE RETARDED.

- ONCE A NERD, ALWAYS A NERD.

- FACTS AND RELIGION GO TOGETHER LIKE KETCHUP AND ICE-CREAM, BY WHICH I MEAN VERY POORLY.

- THE GYMNASIUM IS THE LIBRARY FOR YOUR MUSCLES.

- THE LIBRARY IS THE GYMNASIUM FOR NERDS AND FAGGOTS.

- PAIN IS A BLESSING TO THE MIGHTIEST OF DUDES.

- HAVING GUTS TAKES BALLS.

- THE "ROID RAGE" IS A SIGN OF SUCCESS.

- THE ONE TRUE MIRROR OF MANKIND'S LEGACY IS THE 16-BIT FIGHTING GAME.

- LIVING THINGS ARE MOVING TARGETS.

- YOU CAN'T FIGHT CITY HALL, BUT YOU CAN PILEDRIVE THE MAYOR.

- PLATITUDES DESERVE NO LATITUDE.

- GIVE A FUCK - DON'T POLLUTE, OR I'LL KILL YOU.

- QUEERING DOESN'T WORK.

- TOP THAT.