ANNILATION
I love to destroy; you know I fuck shit up everyday
I beat up a blind man cuz he looked at me the wrong way
Thrashing and trashing in the morning and all through the night
You're next on my list and your future's not looking so bright
I'm gonna break you - I'm gonna break you in two
I'm gonna smash you - I'm gonna smash you it's true
I will destroy you - I will destroy you black and blue
Annilate you, and there's nothing that you can do
Annilation
A-nnilation
Because it's cool
See the raging chaos
Destroying you
A-nnilation
It feels so rad
Destroy your mother
Destroy your dad
A-nnilation
There is no hope
Crush the Dalai Lama
Explode the Pope
A-nnilation
Doing it right
If you don't like it
Then go fly a kite
I took a toddler and smashed his ice cream right in his face
Went to a book store and ripped up every book in the place
I kicked the bishop and permanently damaged his brain
There's nothing better than causing massive destruction and pain
In my monster truck, I destroy everything in the road
I punched a planet and made the whole fucking thing explode
Annilation - you know it is so much fucking fun
Annilating everything and everyone
Annilation
A-nnilation
Upside your head
Destroy the living
Destroy the dead
A-nnilation
Right through your face
Brains and skull fragments
Fly through the place
A-nnilation
It's not a lie
There is no escaping
I'll make you die
A-nnilation
It feels so great
Destroying everything that I hate
©2005 BADITUDE
A BAD-ASS HALLOWEEN
It's gonna be a bad-ass Halloween
It'll be a motherfuckin' bad-ass Halloween
BADITUDE coming down your street
We are looking for something sweet
Shut your mouth, give up the treat
Or your ass, we will have to beat
You little punks, don't get in our way
If you want to see another day
No one can help you - why try to pray?
BADITUDE will make you kids pay
We'll smash a rock right into your head
We'll steal your candy and leave you for dead
The city streets will be stained with red
You should have just kept your ass in bed
Ghost and goblins all through the night
Ghouls and zombies with their nasty bite
We're the ones that give them a fright
With our BADITUDE Halloween Might
©2005 BADITUDE
BENCH OR DIE
Bench press - put your chest to the test
Lock wrists and grip the bar - feet on the floor
Exhale while pushing up - straight to the top
Spotter - give you a hand upon command
Bench or die - grab that bar and lift it high
Don't ask why - push those weights up to the sky
Lift and flex - work you arms and work your pecs
Lift and flex - work your traps and work your necks
Bench press - put your chest to the test
Work out - 3 hours a day or else you're gay
Biceps, and shoulders too, are what we do
Steroids and creatine will make you mean
©2006 BADITUDE
BICEPS
My biceps are the best
My biceps beat the rest
My biceps crush your face
My biceps solve the case
My biceps cannot lose
My biceps pay the dues
My biceps are so large
My biceps are in charge
My biceps never sleep
My biceps are not cheap
My biceps fuck you up
My biceps will not stop
My biceps lift and flex
My biceps and my pecs
My biceps do not lie
My biceps make you die
©2005 BADITUDE
BREAKIN' A SWEAT (PERSPIRATION)
Breakin' a sweat - perspiration
Workin' it out - motivation
Pumpin' it up - stimulation
Breakin' it down - devastation
Chewin' it up - mastication
Shittin' it out - defecation
Takin' a leak - urination
Lookin' it up - definition
Punchin' your face - altercation
Squeezin' your throat - strangulation
Kickin' your ass - domination
Winnin' the fight - celebration
©2005 BADITUDE
CONSIDER YOUR ASS KICKED
Various fightin' words that belittle you!
©2005 BADITUDE
D.B.A.F.
Don't be a fag
You are fag
Don't be a queer
No, don't you dare
Don't be a fag
You little fag
©2005 BADITUDE
EXERCISM
Let me tell you what I mean
Smash the fuckin' TV screen
Throw away your VCR
Change the oil in your car
Get up off your lazy ass
Love the sound of breaking glass
Lift some weights, don't watch the tube
I will punch you in the boob
I will tell you what to do
Run a mile, then run two
Endorphines will do the trick
Be you dude or be you chick
Exercising feels good
Ninja-chop a piece of wood
Atkins fell and hit his head
Now that piece of shit is dead
Synthesize your energy
Monkey hanging from a tree
Build up massive muscle mass
Shoot some steroids in your ass
If you do not exercise
You will grow in clothing size
Kick the Wolfman in the nards
Don't forget to kick him hard
Doo-rag, tank top, zubaz pants
BADITUDE will make you dance
Jump around and lose some weight
Get in shape, it's not too late
Exercise until you die
Do it now and don't ask why
Don't be such a little queer
Shut your mouth and have no fear
©2005 BADITUDE
EXERCISM 2: TURBO
Protein powder in a cup
Get a weight and pick it up
Crescent-kick a heavy bag
Beat the shit out of a fag
Row a boat and hit the track
Do some dead lifts for your back
Punch a building, knock it down
Run your car over a clown
Iron-grip strengthens your hand
BADITUDE's an awesome band
Do some shrugs to build your traps
Win some money playing Craps
Throw a shot put through the yard
Raging like a huge retard
Ridge-hand strike a stack of bricks
Battling with pugil sticks
Find two nerds and break their necks
Butterflies will build your pecs
Take some androstenedione
Macaulay Culkin: Home Alone
Mantis-strike and eagle-claw
Get an egg and eat it raw
Do some crunches with a weight
Send a baby in a crate
Fuck shit up like you don't care
Sucker-punch a polar bear
Marinate a chicken breast
Hadouken right to the chest
Tear a bible right in half
Cool down in an icy bath
Exercise until you die
Do it now and don't ask why
©2006 BADITUDE
GO 4 IT
Fire burning deep inside
Still you wait, still you hide
Too afraid to step up
Too afraid to fill your cup
You conform, you comply
A servant 'til the day you die
It doesn't have to be this way
Fuck that shit cuz it's just gay
Go for it - you've got to move
Don't stop until you reach the top
You've got something to prove
Just do it - don't hesitate
Don't rest until you're the best
You can't win if you wait
Go and lift some fucking weights
Grab that bar and lift those plates
Shooting 'roids - muscles grow
Bruce Leroy has got The Glow
Now's the time to break the mold
Never do what you are told
Authority is fucking gay
Take control - seize the day
©2006 BADITUDE
GRATITUDE
You should be glad that we didn't kick your ass
Show some gratitude to the dudes in BADITUDE
If we wanted to, we could make you black and blue
We are BADITUDE - always in a nasty mood
If you make us mad, we will kick you in the nad
Just keep your mouth shut and we won't attack your nut
You are fortunate that we're too legit to quit
Here is some advice: next time we won't be so nice
(fuck with us and pay the price)
©2005 BADITUDE
THE HAUNTED GYM
October night in '92, I had nothing else to do
I decided to go for a swim so I went down to my local gym
The parking lot was cloaked with fog
In the distance - a howling dog
As soon as I walked through the door
I noticed something there on the floor
To my dismay, a severed head
Apparently the staff was dead
I was certain that I'd meet my doom
When I found some coffins in the locker room
What I'd see next would make me shit my pants
It was 12x scarier than the Monster Mash™
It was the Gym - It was the Haunted Gym
The Haunted Gym - only ghouls are allowed in
Where monsters go to get fit and trim
It was the Haunted Gym
It was the Gym - it was the Haunted Gym
The Haunted Gym - where ghastly creatures swim
The atmosphere is dark and grim
Down at the Haunted Gym
Frankenstein was in the back
Maxing out on the squat rack
While his bride, I should mention
Was working out on the leg extension
The creature from the Black Lagoon
Relaxing in the sauna room
Zombie on the mill of tread
Holy shit, that dude's undead
Wolfman shooting a sweet skyhook
While the mummy is blocking him by the book
What do I see? A gruesome ghoul
Doing laps in the swimming pool
Dracula was working hard
Doing some curls to blast his arms
His biceps were so fucking large
That's why he is the monster in charge
©2006 BADITUDE
A LETHAL DOSE OF BADITUDE
Listen you fag - I'm gonna set you straight
My violent barrage will surely seal your fate
Your mouth's writing checks your body cannot cash
It's time for me to take out the fucking trash
It's far too late for you to turn around
This shit's going down - I'll smash you to the ground
I'll pummel your gut and then I'll work the face
Your blood and your teeth will fly throughout the place
Listen while I tell you this little bit
I'll fuck you up and make you eat my shit
You don't want to fuck with me, you know it's true
I'll wail on you and turn you black and blue
You'll vomit in pain and piss right down your leg
I'll shatter your skull just like a fuckin' egg
Others will stare in awe while I proceed
To beat you down, then smoke some killer weed
So you think you're tough?
I'll show you otherwise
When I'm through with you, you won't even have eyes
I'm sick of your mouth, and that's the reason why
The time has now come for you to fucking die
©2006 BADITUDE
MONOSYLLABIC MESOMORPH
Pecs
Traps
Quads
Gluts
Abs
©2006 BADITUDE
NERD GERMS
Nerds germs - float through the air
Nerds germs - swim in your blood
Nerds germs - crawl on your skin
Nerds germs - live in your lungs
Nerds germs - they'll make you sick
Nerds germs - they'll shrink your dick
Nerds germs - decrease your size
Nerds germs - myopic eyes
Nerds germs - at the LAN party
Nerds germs - at the library
Nerds germs - at the comic store
Nerds germs - at the Star Trek convention
Nerds germs - at the DEVO show
Nerds germs - in Computer World
Nerds germs - inside Radio Shack
Nerds germs - at the Observatory
Nerds have germs and they will infect you
Fuck that shit - all nerds are dumb faggots
Don't get sick - drink Gatorade often
Hit the gym - kill all of your nerd germs
Nerd germs - watch out for nerd germs
©2006 BADITUDE
NERDS
Nerds and freaks and weirdos, too
This is what I'm gonna do
Beat you 'til you're black and blue
Rage on you and destroy you
Don't deny - you know it's true
I'll fuck you up and when I'm through
You'll be a pool of bloody goo
Nerds and freaks and weirdos, too
What's with you fucking nerds?
You guys are fucking turds
I hate you fucking nerds
I hate your fancy words
I hate you fucking fags
And your robotics mags
I hate your RPG's
I hate your D&D
I hate your fucking zits
Your huge guts and man-tits
I'll rip you limb from limb
In your blood shall you swim
I'll smash your calculator
I'll steal your gay inhaler
Put you in a headlock
Cuz I'm a fucking jock
Nerds and freaks - all live in fear
Because you know the end is near
Your nose will bleed, your eyes will tear
Your fate is sealed - it's oh so clear
I'll shove a pencil right through your ear
"In Living Color" had David Allen Greer
When I'm done, I'll slam a beer
Cuz that's the way we do it 'round here
©2005 BADITUDE
NEVER GIVE UP (BREAK THROUGH THE BARRIERS) [BE A MAN - SHOW THEM WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF]
You cannot stop until you're through
Win the race - it's up to you
Push yourself right to the edge
Smash a wall just like a sledge
Fuck shit up - tear it down
Barriers fall right to the ground
Kick some ass - black and blue
This is what you've got to do
Steam ahead just like a train
Endorphines will kill the pain
Pump it up, max it out
Don't forget to grunt and shout
Anabolize - shred through fat
Smash a skull with a bat
It's not so hard when you know how
Get off your ass and do it now
©2005 BADITUDE
NO PAIN, NO GAIN
No pain, no gain
Workin' hard - muscle strain
More gain, more pain
Use your might, not your brain
Supinating dumbbell curl
Biggest biceps in the world
Do the decline barbell press
Really isolate your chest
Skull crusher and tricep dip
Compound moves for getting ripped
Alternating dumbbell lunge
Blasting quads is so much fun
Power clean has strength and speed
Give your body what it needs
©2005 BADITUDE
ONE MORE REP (GIVE IT 2 ME)
The motivational commands of your spotter, Blasten Pastyah.
©2006 BADITUDE
PUMP-KINS
It's that time of year
It's almost Halloween
So it's time to carve a pumpkin
And this is what you've got to do
First you have to go down to the pumpkin patch
And steal a nice one
When you are ready to carve
You will need a knife and scooper
Be sure to lay down some newspaper
Because you're gonna make a mess
With the help of an adult
Cut the top off of the pumpkin
Carve a notch into the lid
So that you can line it up
Scoop out the gross pumpkin guts
With the motherfuckin' scooper
Saving pumpkin seeds for baking
Is optional and delicious
Use the scoop to thin out the wall of the pumpkin
For easier carving
Begin carving out the face
With the motherfuckin' knife
You can't go wrong with the classic
Triangular eyes and nose and a grinning mouth
Now you are done, so put it on your porch
And place a candle inside
And scare away wandering spirits
And stupid fucking christians
Pumpkins
©2007 BADITUDE
PUNCH A CHRISTIAN (IN THE FACE)
Punch a christian in the face
Smash their ribcage with a mace
We will put you in your place
When we punch you in the face
Kick a christian in the nuts
Shove a sword into their gut
Make them bleed out of their butt
When you kick them in the nuts
Christians try to tell me what it is that I must do
That is when I hit them and they turn black and blue
Stupid fucking christians never know just when to quit
BADITUDE will beat them down and make them eat our shit
Christians preach their morals and tell me what is right
BADITUDE will not concede without a fuckin' fight
Roundhouse kick a christian and smash his fuckin' nose
Uppercut him, break his jaw, and pummel him with blows
Christians think they're awesome, but all of them are gay
They fuck with BADITUDE and now their gonna pay
We're not gonna sit back and listen to their lies
Stupid fuckin' christian douche - it's time for you to die
Punches, kicks and elbow strikes delivered like a pro
A well-placed tiger uppercut is quite the heavy blow
We'll beat you to a bloody pulp so that the world can see
When you fuck with BADITUDE, we're gonna make you bleed
©2006 BADITUDE
RUDE CRUDE DUDES WITH BADITUDE
We're rude, we're crude
We're awesome dudes with BADITUDE
We're big, we're tough
The only way we play is rough
We're hot, you're not
If you want to hang with us, we'll give it one shot
Top that, top that
You can do all that you can but you will never top that
We're rude, crude dudes with BADITUDE
We're gonna kick your ass
We're bad, we're rad
If you make us made you'll wish you never had
Our might makes right
If you mess with us, we'll put up a fight
We punch, we kick
We'll break you in two just like a stick
Top that, top that
You can do all that you can but you will never top that
©2005 BADITUDE
SHARPNEL
My veins are pumped full of adrenaline
So soon my raging will begin
I'll punch, I'll kick with all of my might
All weak little nerds will be so full of fright
My violent aggression, you cannot stop
Bones will be breaking and joints will pop
An explosion of terror without compare
Like a barrage of sharpnel flying through the air
Do unto homos what must be done
Tearing their heads apart one-by-one
I'll make them bleed, that what I will do
I'll fuck up their shit and tear them in two
Watch out, you bitches, cuz the end is near
I'll mutilate your bodies, it's oh so clear
Your organs I'll shred and your skin I will tear
Like a barrage of sharpnel flying through the air
©2005 BADITUDE
TRICK OR BEAT
Reese cups, Nerds and Kit Kats
I love that shit - I wanna get that
Twix bars, Snickers, Nestle Crunch
Gimme that shit - I want a whole bunch
I don't want raisins, coins or apples
I hate that shit - shove 'em up your asshole
Don't give me any fuckin' healthy food
Or I'll egg the shit out of your house
Trick or beat on the street
Give me something sweet to eat
Trick or beat - move your feet
I'm gonna fuckin' kill you
©2007 BADITUDE
URBAN REBOUNDER
©2006 BADITUDE
WERE-ROIDS
The dark sky lit by a full moon
A transformation coming soon
Some might say that it's a curse
But being a nerd would be much worse
Muscle mass begins to build
Run away or you'll get killed
Growth hormone will make me rage
Like a sasquatch in a cage
Increase in testosterone
Enhancing my muscle tone
Metamorphosis complete
Time to go and Trick or Treat
This is not lycanthropy - NO
It's WereRoids that are juicing me
Hit the gym for a quick workout
Frightened people start to shout
Lift those weights and let out a howl
Absorb the sweat with a towel
I've got WereRoids rushing through my veins
Until the full moon starts to wane
©2008 BADITUDE
WE'RE HERE 2 FIGHT (THE FINAL FIGHT)
We're here to fight the final fight
The streets of rage are hot tonight
We're bad dudes of awesome might
My fist of fury glowing bright
Knuckle to the skull, knee drop to the face
Smash you with a bat, crush you with a mace
Vomiting in pain, bleeding from the ears
Curled up on the ground, your eyeballs full of tears
BADITUDE won't stop until the deed is done
Our rages are ablaze, burning like the sun
We're here to destroy - we'll burn you all to ash
Then we'll throw away, throw away the trash
©2005 BADITUDE
A WORLD OF D-BAGS
It happens everyday - what is it that I see?
It's a world of d-bags infuriating me
And when I leave my house, that's when they come alive
D-bags in fancy cars - those fags can barely drive
Audi with silver paint goes speeding down the road
Inside is yuppie douche talking on a cell phone
I want to smash his car, I want to make him die
Fucking douchebag assholes - it's time to say goodbye
All I see in front of me
D-bags, D-bags
Fancy clothes, cellular phones
D-bags, D-bags
Musical hardcore douche performed in clubs and bars
In a world of d-bags and their fucking guitars
Those hipster little pricks who yell and scream and cry
About their emotions - I want to make them die
Coheed and Cambria - we're gonna punch your face
A Thorn for Every Heart - we'll put you in your place
The Snake The Cross The Crown - we're gonna crush your head
and Story of the Year - we're gonna make you dead
All I see in front of me
D-bags, D-bags
Messy do's and star tattoos
D-bags, D-bags
And when I watch the tubes, d-bags are everywhere
A bunch of phony fags with white teeth and nice hair
They think they are so hot and have the sharpest wit
Hollywood d-bag fucks - I'll make them eat my shit
Jay Leno is a joke - he has a tiny dick
Ben Stiller is an ape - his movies make me sick
Travolta is their king - he is the biggest one
I want to kick his ass - that would be so much fun
All I see in front of me
D-bags, D-bags
TV sucks, who gives a fuck?
D-bags, D-bags
You fuck with BADITUDE and you are gonna hurt
We'll slit your fuckin' throat and then your blood will spurt
We've had it up to here and we can't take no more
BADITUDE's here to fight - we're gonna win the war
D-bags are gonna bleed, d-bags are gonna die
Punch you in the back and kick you in the eye
We're gonna smash your car - you won't get very far
And we'll break your guitar - you'll never be a star
©2006 BADITUDE