Quitcher Bichen was born in Nilbog, Ohio at the age of 0. His first memories of the world consist of televised wrestling events. WCW Halloween Havoc '91 was a turning point in Quitcher's life - after viewing the Chamber of Horrors match, he began training.

Quitcher dominated the schoolyard throughout his 9-year reign at a local Catholic school, allowing him to develop his brawling skills as well as his hatred for religion and authority. His subsequent entrance into the local public high school allowed Quitcher to practice his skills on nerds: dumping their books, shoving them into lockers and rendering them unconscious with his patented sleeper hold.

Eventually, Quitcher broke into the professional wrestling world and fought his way to the top, winning several championship titles. After killing an opponent with a Crippler Crossface submission manouever, Quitcher was banished from the ring. He then took to the streets, entering a variety of fighting tournaments. In between bouts, Quitcher writes some BADITUDE songs.

FULL NAME: Quitcher Fucken Bichen III

ALIASES: Quitch, Q.B., Abobo

BIRTHDAY: 4/20/1980

PHYSICAL ADDRESS: 130 Green Meadow Lane, Nilbog, OH, 30215

HEIGHT & WEIGHT: 6.64 ft., 297 lbs.

BICEP SIZE: 21 in.

FAVORITE HORROR MOVIE: Killer Workout

FAVORITE VAN DAMME MOVIE: Hard Target

FAVORITE VIDEO GAME: Contra

FAVORITE GUN IN CONTRA: Spread Shot

FAVORITE WRESTLER: The Shockmaster

FAVORITE WORKOUT ROUTINE: Bicep Curl

FAVORITE PROTEIN: Ham Hock

FAVORITE CARB: Rice

FAVORITE GATORADE FLAVOR: Electrolyte

NOTABLE FEUDS: Religion, oil companies, governments, juggalos

MARTIAL STATUS: Various forms of Wrestling, Wing Chun, Mixed Martial Arts

TRAINED BY: Mike Haggar

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Wooden baseball bat

FINISHING MOVE: Head Rip (Forward, Down, Forward, High Punch)

FAVORITE MOVES: Tiger Uppercut, Tiger Knee, Viper Lock (patented choke hold)

WRESTLING TITLE HISTORY: 2-time WCW World Heavyweight Champion, 3-time WWF Hardcore Champion

QUOTE: "If you can't beat them, kill them."